"The Great Craig T."

Today I met a great man. At first i thought he was antoher tech support bot. This proved to be wrong when I began asking other questions.

Please wait for a site operator to respond.You are currently number 1 of 1 in the queue. Thank you for your patience.
You are now chatting with 'Craig T.'
Matthew: i wish to cancel my account
Matthew: NOW
Craig T.: Hello, Matthew. Welcome to j2 Global online support. I am Craig, your online, live Support Representative.
Craig T.: I am sorry to hear that you wish to cancel. Could you please provide me the PIN for verification?
Matthew: ****
Craig T.: Thank you. Please give me a moment while I quickly check your account in our records. In the meanwhile, may I ask why you are cancelling your fax account?
Matthew: i dont want it, and because you are a bot
Craig T.: Well, I would like to state that you are wrong and that I am a human being just like you.
Craig T.: We understand that you do not make much use of our services currently. We realize that paying the monthly fee of $12.95 in such situations is a waste for you. But, we really value your continued association with us. For you, we would like to offer you a special discounted price plan of $4.95 monthly fee.
Craig T.: With this offer you will be able to receive uptill 20 pages of faxes for free. Over and above 20 pages, you will be charged at the rate of $.15 per page of additional fax received.
Matthew: NO, and what is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything?
Craig T.: I surely would have answered your question, if I was aware of what you were referring to by your question and if I could be allowed to answer your question, as we are unable to indulge in personal chat with our customers. Possibly, a bot could have answered your question.
Matthew: funny
Craig T.: Would you like to avail this special offer of $4.95?
Matthew: NO
Matthew: u r a bot, as u see i already stated NO
Craig T.: I must say that I do not agree with your conclusion. However, if that is your final decision, then we certainly respect it.
Craig T.: We are very sorry to hear that you are leaving us. We will cancel the account immediately. If ever your faxing needs change, please do consider our service. We will be glad to have you as our customer.
Matthew: bot!
Matthew: what is 1 + 1 ?
Craig T.: Please review my earlier statement about our company policy. I hope you will understand.
Matthew: if u really exist, Craig T. , i dare u to email me bergeboy@gmail.com
Matthew: lol
Matthew: ok
Matthew: if u r a bot, i respect u
Matthew: dang good coding
Matthew: i personally like the responces
Craig T.: Sure, you can draw whatever conclusion you would like to. :)
Matthew: lol
Matthew: so if i wanted a job at efax where do i go
Matthew: like to become a live chat guy, like you?
Craig T.: Thanks, Matthew. If you go to think about it, a bot would not have been able to replicate my responses so accurately, in response to your comments.
Craig T.: I will provide you a link where you can go for further information.
Matthew: cool
Matthew: thanks
Matthew: but there r some pretty intelligent bots out there
Craig T.: Sure, please give me a moment.
Craig T.: Thank you for waiting.
Craig T.: Please visit the following link.
Craig T.: http://www.j2global.com/jcom/j2/page/careers
Matthew: thank you
Matthew: so where is you chat support place located?
Craig T.: We are headquartered in Los Angeles, California.
Matthew: cool
Matthew: how many chat people do they employ?
Craig T.: It's been my pleasure.
Craig T.: I am sorry, Matthew. I cannot answer such questions. Can only answer questions pertaining to cancellation of the service.
Matthew: ahh
Matthew: so it is officially canceled?
Matthew: no hidden fees?
Craig T.: Yes, we have cancelled your account.
Craig T.: Not at all.
Matthew: wow
Matthew: i'm gonna feature you in my blog
Matthew: as like a super hero
Matthew: u rock Craig T.
Craig T.: Appreciate it, Matthew.
Matthew: "The Great Craig T."
Craig T.: Take care of yourself!
Matthew: so um, lemmsinfo.blogspot.com *cough* if ud like to see it soon, like in a day
Matthew: later, and thanks for all the usefull help!
Craig T.: Sure, think nothing of it.
Matthew: bye
Matthew: u cant leave until i do can u
Matthew: sorry
Matthew: well u r our new idol
Craig T.: Not at all, Matthew. I can do that if I wanted to.
Matthew: lol
Matthew: well hopefully i will talk to u again in this life or the next, u r a good man
Craig T.: Bye!
Matthew: bye
Craig T.: Sure, will do.
Matthew: bye

This man, Craig T., shall hence forth be know as "The Great Craig T."
He is an intelligent man and should be idolized by all. "The Great Craig T.", if you're out there, send me a pic or some kind of icon to represent you. I encorage your comments, expecially if "The Great Craig T." is watching.

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